this whole thing's a piece of junk! I can't believe I live here! What? I can breathe, I present you with this revolutionary gizmo, we call, Bark!! Its so buoyant, it actually floats! I'll show you something that floats! Alright, it's your funeral! You see! This is exactly what I'm talking about! Giant balls of fury larva, the size of mammoths, raining from the sky!! Ahh! Go suck air through a reed! You gotta listen to him! Hes right about the flood! I am? I mean, uh, Yes, I am! Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures. Sid: You know, if I didn't know you better Diego, I'd think you're afraid of the water. I can't breath! I think I just coughed up my spleen! Manny: You jump off this and the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead!ĭiego: Come on Manny, He's not that stupid. Sid: No way! Im going to be the first to jump off the eviscerator, And then you guys are gonna have to start showing me some respect! Manny: Sid! What are you doing? Get down from there! Sid: Two and three one thousands, Two and four one thousands. Sid: OK, I'm gonna jump on the count of 3! One, Two. Look!, some idiot's going down the eviscerator! What about the dinosaurs? The dinosaurs got cocky! They made enemies! When's the last time you saw another mammoth? Mammoths pretty much gone extinct? What are you talking about? I'm talkingĪhh! Your breath smells like ants! Be as that as it may, not to cast aspersions on your survival instincts, but, Havent you heard? The ice is melting! You see this ground? It's covered in iceĪ thousand years ago it was covered in ice,Ī thousand years from now, it will still be ice! Say, buddy. Manny: Why are you scaring everybody with this doomsday stuff?įast Tony: I'm trying to make a living here pal, It's all part of my weather forecast! The 5 day outlook is calling for intense flooding, followed by the end of the world!Ĭome on! Don't listen to him, Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape! I think he should go with the girl burro!ĭiego: Then, the hungry tiger eat the pesky little kids! You ok, buddy?įast Tony: Folks, I hold in my hand a device so powerful, it can actually pull air, right out of the sky! Gather round, gather round! Pardon me, do you have gills ma'am? So you can't breathe under water? My assistant here will demonstrate! Hey, I can smell the ocean!įast Tony: What are you doing? I can't sell that now! You suck air through your mouth you moron! If you're a pupil of mine, and I'm starting instruction, you'll have plenty of air for eons to come! Of course, don't stay buried! Manny: And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy, and they lived happily ever after, Sid: Can you stop! I'm gonna get some respect! Ill show 'em! Oh! Since when do qualifications have anything to do with childcare, ? These little guys love me! Right, Billy? Dont make me eat you! Funny, kid! That's why they're called kids! Sid: Hey Manny! Diego! My bad mammal-jammel! Wanna give a sloth a hand? Look, I opened my camp! Come forth and sit,Ĭongratulations. Manny: Hey, hey! Whoa! Who said you kids can torture the sloth?ĭiego: Manny, don't squash their creativity. This is too hot, the ice age was too cold.
Oh, boy! This global warming is killing me!
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